Jethro Tull: Bricks, mortar and fresh flute


Ian Anderson is packing his trademark flute for a trip to the “bottom of the world”.

Today Jethro Tull have announced a New Zealand tour, playing shows in Auckland, Wellington and Christchurch in December.

The Christchurch concert will be the first international rock concert to be staged at the newly rebuilt Isaac Theatre Royal.

The three-hour concerts from the 1970s British rock group will include hits Thick As A Brick, Living In The Past, Aqualung, Locomotive Breath, songs from new album Homo Erraticus and more.

Anderson, frontman of the 60-million album selling Jethro Tull juggernaut, hopes to keep fans awake.

“This series of concerts embrace the original Thick As A Brick tour from 1972, but 40 years later. It’s the best of Jethro Tull and also a few tracks from the new album Homo Erraticus,” he says.

“It’s a real mixture of theatrical performance and video. We try and make it entertaining and interesting for those people who like to get to bed early. We try and keep them awake a little while longer.”

His band has been with him for many years, he says, and are capable of playing “every era” of Jethro Tull.

“You really have to be a broadly versed musician in the style and detail to assimilate all that knowledge and music.

“It’s easy for me because I’m the guy that wrote it,” Anderson says. “But they do get a wide variety of music to get their teeth into, assuming they still have their own.”

It’s fair to say Anderson, 66, likes self-deprecating humour, cracking jokes about his age often.

“Better to laugh at yourself before you hear the hoots and cat-calls of the audience.”

Some of his approach to ageing bleeds into real life. For example, he refuses to answer to the name “Grandpa”.

When his eldest grandchild, then aged about 4, asked what he should call him, Anderson informed his grandson that he had two choices.

“Call me Ian or call me Mr Anderson, it’s your choice,” he says. “My grandchildren call me Mr Anderson.

“I thought about Your Highness but that seemed a little silly. Anything but Grandpa. Should that name accidentally slip from their lips they will be promptly told to bugger off.”

His grandchildren are in Atlanta with their parents, his daughter Gael, and actor Andrew Lincoln, whom Anderson refers to as “my errant thespian son-in-law”.

“He is engaging in another feverish battle with zombies in The Walking Dead in which he plays the lead character of Rick Grimes. My grandchildren are the fruit of the loins of the zombie slayer.”

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Prog rock band Jethro Tull, named by their agent in the late 1960s after an 18th century English agricultural pioneer who invented the seed drill, formed in Luton, Bedfordshire, in 1967. They achieved world acclaim for their early 1970s albums Aqualung and Thick As A Brick.

Anderson, a one-time salmon farmer, believed he was destined to have “more fun being a flute-player than a fish-salesman”.

Known for standing on one leg while he plays, Anderson recalls the circumstances that led to the purchase of his first flute.

“Well, I had just turned 20. Having been a guitar player in my teenage years I was aware that I was going to be a third-rate guitar player in the shadow of Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page or Jimi Hendrix. I decided to try another instrument and try to be a bigger fish in a much smaller pond.

“Flute was not uncommon in pop but it didn’t play a lead role – it was more of a pretty, secondary instrument. In my case I thought maybe a flute could have a more strident purpose, so that’s what I tried to do.”

An impoverished Lemmy Kilmister – then of Reverend Black And The Rocking Vicars, later of Motorhead – had “charmed him to death” and, in exchange for cash, left him with a Fender Stratocaster guitar which had seen better days.

“It was a hire purchase arrangement of sorts. Finally I decided to trade the guitar back in for a Shure Unidyne III microphone from the United States – and, to make up the value of the store credit, I scanned the walls and my eyes fell on a shiny sparkling thing which was a student model flute.

“For no good reason whatsoever, just on impulse, I made the decision to acquire that.

“That was exchanged for a 1970s Strat which in today’s money would be worth around $30,000 so financially speaking it was clearly a disaster, but, taking a longer view, I think I made a pretty good deal.”

Looking back on a life spent on stage, Anderson says the moments that pop instantly to his mind are either “scary” or “tragic”.

At a Bristol show a few weeks ago a man in the audience had a cardiac arrest.

“It took 20 minutes to get him going. He owes his life to members of the audience who jumped in and kept his heart manually working.

“It destroyed our show. It was tragic but memorable. Against all the odds, he survived.

“We do tend to have paramedics on hand. In the old days it used to be for teenagers overdosing on dangerous drugs – now it’s senior citizens with dodgy tickers.”

A performance in New York during the 1970s is also memorable.

At the time there was a lot of antagonism between audience members and police. Guns were frequently found on members of the audience and live ammunition was occasionally found on stage, he recalls. It set him on edge.

“On one particular occasion I remember feeling a blow to my chest. I was singing on stage and suddenly I felt something hit my chest. I looked down and there was blood everywhere, seeping through my shirt. I could see blood on my skin, coming through the shirt. I thought ‘this is what it feels like to be shot’. I couldn’t feel any pain but I thought that was just the adrenaline kicking in.”

He carried on singing. He recalls thinking that the pain would start and: “I will fall down and I will die.”

But then he realised that he still wasn’t feeling any pain.

“I thought ‘I’ve been shot but I can’t feel anything’.

“I noticed, down inside my shirt, what seemed to be a little piece of string. I reached down and pulled out a used tampon which had been hurled at me in some act of devout, loving attention by some girl in the audience.”

Anderson tells this story with a delicious laugh.

“Tom Jones has knickers thrown at him. I’ve gone one better.”

Jethro Tull are also at the centre of what has been named the “biggest upset” in Grammy Awards history.

In 1988, the Hard Rock/Metal Performance category was added to the 31st Grammy Awards. The five nominees, “curiously”, included Jethro Tull.

“I remember being quite surprised that we were nominated, but no-one thought we could possibly win, including our record company, because Metallica were the hot new band at that time and everyone assumed their hugely successful album would win.

“We didn’t even go to the ceremony, we stayed at home.”

Thousands of miles away in a studio in Britain, the band received a phone call telling them they had won the award.

“We thought ‘that’s nice’. The next day we saw a story in the newspaper which included that the audience had greeted the announcement with howls of anger and derision.

“The voting members of the academy had decided in their infinite wisdom that they should award this gong to us, and not for being a hard rock/metal band, but probably because we were a bunch of nice guys who hadn’t won a Grammy before.

“Since there is not a Grammy category for best one-legged flute player, it seemed appropriate to accept it.”

Alice Cooper collected the award on behalf of Jethro Tull that night to the crowd’s angry catcalls and boos.

But Anderson didn’t get to thank him until 30 years later, when he randomly saw him at an airport.

“He did remember it as being a rather harrowing occasion.”

Anderson gets bored easily. He says the idea of not performing or creating music, having done so for four decades, feels “quite threatening”.

“For me it’s about engaging with whatever creative juices I might have left. I will try to push the boat out a bit in the next four or five years. I fear aged 70-something I might find it a little more daunting to do what I do right now.

“But at the moment things are fine, I have my health and most of my marbles are intact.

“While I have my marbles I’m going to play with them.”

THE DETAILS:

Jethro Tull at Isaac Theatre Royal on December 18; Wellington’s St James Theatre on December 19 and Auckland’s The Civic on December 20. Tickets are available from Ticketek (03) 377 7799 or Ticketmaster (09) 970 9700 for the Auckland concert. Tickets go on sale, Monday.

– Canterbury

Rebel yell


Linkin Park frontman Chester Bennington tells Vicki Anderson why he wants to punch things and how rapper Rakim ended up on their new album.

Linkin Park lead vocalist Chester Bennington is yelling. It is something of a default setting.

“Music has to have energy,” he cries. “It has to make me go punch things in the groin and make me happy to do it.”

There’s a brief pause before he yells off into the distance: “I wanna f…ing punch things.”

Bennington is good-natured but worked up over what he perceives to be a global shortage of “interesting” music.

“There are vast numbers of indie pop bands out there who claim to be alternative but really are just pop,” he fumes. “We don’t want to contribute to this.”

He is also displeased by current hard-rock bands.

“These guys are singing about drinking and f…ing and good old times and it sounds like country music but with guitars. It pisses me off. . . . When we want to hear good hard music we’ve had to go back to the archives and dig them out. We wanted to make a record that would inspire the young versions of ourselves to go and pick up an instrument and do that.”

Linkin Park, the rock band from Southern California, has won two Grammy Awards and sold 60 million albums since releasing its debut Hybrid Theory, in 2000.

Bennington says the band has gone back to its rock roots on new album The Hunting Party.

“We have made the last few records, really going out and pushing things for ourselves creatively,” Bennington says.

“It was about trying to find ways to make our music without falling back on standard methods. We have been pushing ourselves and pushing our envelope. I think we did a really great job and made some really great music.

“But, for this album, it was one of those things where we had set ourselves up in a unique position to be whatever we want to be.”

He recalls hearing Third Eye Blind’s song Graduate on the radio.

“Graduate,” he yells/sings.

“I didn’t recognise it at first. I thought ‘wow this song is cool’. It had energy and it was alive and it was rocking. I turned it up and, when I realised it was Graduate by Third Eye Blind, I was like ‘dude, I remember when this song came out and how pissed off I was because it was so weak, so watered down and so poppy’.”

Then, mid-yell, Bennington says it made him laugh.

“I was laughing because now that is the heaviest s… on the radio and it’s from 20 years ago.”

The first single off the self-produced new album, Guilty All the Same, features American rapper, Rakim.

“We were working on the song 24 hours a day and we weren’t getting to that place. We needed to be inspired, we knew there would be rapping on that bridge, no question about it, but Mike [Shinoda] was like ‘I don’t know if it could be me’. The only person I could think of that would be cool that would add something real to the song was Rakim.

“We made a song together and he delivered like a champion.”

The album also includes appearances from Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine, Daron Malakian of System of a Down and Page Hamilton of Helmet.

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“We were working on a song that Mike had written a chorus to. It didn’t sound like him, it sounded like Helmet.

“Mike said ‘wouldn’t it be cool if we could get Page in here’ Dude, he put the call out and a couple of days later we were in the studio working on that track and it was awesome.”

Bennington says the band was trying to “portray a vibe” with the album artwork.

“It is a beautiful booklet with the characters of the hunting party. You want everything to be specific, we encourage people to enjoy the album. . . nostalgic but that’s the way we like it. Even if people download it, I think they should get a hard copy of the artwork.”

Also the lead vocalist with Stone Temple Pilots, Bennington becomes quieter when I ask about his Pilot plans: “We are working on more music and going out on the road as soon as we can.”

One thing Linkin Park isn’t hunting for is social-media fans.

It was the first band to achieve more than 1 billion YouTube hits and Linkin Park has more than 64 million Facebook likes. In comparison, Lady Gaga has 66 million.

“We definitely put a lot of energy into our online presence and interacting and I think that’s the reason why people like us,” Bennington says.

“We make games, we do things for our fans that deliver the music but which are fun. It should always be fun. The internet is an amazing landscape to deliver as much content as possible.”

He’s yelling again as I say goodbye.

“Fun!” he yells.

THE DETAILS: Linkin Park’s album The Hunting Party is out today. –

– The Press

Top 10 movies that make you cry


The film based on John Green’s emotional bestseller The Fault In Our Stars has hit cinemas, reducing audiences around the world to puddles of tears. Grab your popcorn, tissues and waterproof mascara – here is our list of the top 10 tear-jerkers.

1. The Fault In Our Stars
Based on the wildly popular young-adult novel, there has perhaps been no tear-jerker as highly anticipated as this one – it is apparently the most-liked official trailer in the history of YouTube. Fans of the book may already know what they’re getting themselves in for with this story of two terminally ill teens who fall in love, but that doesn’t mean they are safe from the force of the ugly-cry.

2. The Notebook
You just can’t have a list of tear-jerkers without a Nicholas Sparks movie sneaking in there – and to be honest, we could have compiled this entire list based on his works alone. But it was The Notebook that brought us Ryan Gosling, Rachel McAdams and the greatest love story of all time. Noah + Allie = raising expectations of relationships since 2004. That scene at the end when Allie realises Noah has been reading her the story of their lives – we just can’t handle the intensity.

3. Titanic
Jack. Jack. JAAAAACK. Oh, if it had been us we definitely would have shared that door with you to save you from your icy fate in the Atlantic Ocean. The 1997 James Cameron epic saw Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet find love in a hopeless place – history’s most famous doomed ocean liner. Combine all that tragedy with a rousing Celine Dion tune, and we could have sunk the thing with our own tears.

4. Bambi
Dear Hollywood, you don’t always need a pair of ridiculously attractive star-crossed lovers to tug at our heartstrings. Sometimes all you need is a cartoon deer and his mum. It’s likely you were all emotionally scarred as children by this Disney flick so we probably don’t even need to bother with a spoiler alert here. The agonising moment Bambi’s mother is shot by hunters is enough to turn even the most hardened meat-lover into a vegetarian.

5. Beaches
Two lifelong friends, a terminal illness, and a soaring theme song – the Wind Beneath My Wings. It’s the ultimate touching chick flick, with all the ingredients necessary to keep Kleenex in business. Bette Midler and Barbara Hershey make us want to grab our BFFs immediately and head straight to a beach house of our own.

6. E.T.
Hold out your glowing finger and be prepared to be overcome with nostalgia. The 1982 family film about a young boy who befriends an alien still has the power to make grown men cry. Two scenes deserve mentions here – E.T’s tragic near-death scene (“I’ll believe in you all my life”) and the farewell scene before E.T returns to his planet (“Be gooood”).

7. It’s A Wonderful Life
Christmas is meant to be the most joyous time of the year, but that doesn’t mean you can’t shed a few tender tears for this annual classic. It tells the story of a man who has given up on his life and decides to end it. Luckily, his guardian angel intervenes and shows him what the world would be missing without him. We choke up whenever we hear those dulcet ending notes of Auld Lang Syne.

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8. My Girl
Remember when Macaulay Culkin was an adorable, fresh-faced child star and not a troubled drug addict It’s all happy days in this 1991 coming-of-age film, starring the equally adorable Anna Chlumsky, until a nest of angry bees ruins everything. Every time we hear the hit Temptations song of the same name, we can’t help but spare a sad thought for young Thomas J – and young Macaulay Culkin, for that matter.

9. Ghost
This film is famous not only for a certain scene involving the Righteous Brothers and a whole lot of clay, but also for being one of the most shameless tear-jerkers ever made. Though it may be cheesier than a cheeseburger, you would be made of stone if you didn’t get a little something in your eye when Patrick Swayze’s character says his final goodbye to Demi Moore.

10. Forrest Gump
Life is like a box of chocolates … you know how it goes. You just can’t help but want to cheer for Tom Hanks’ Forrest, from his bullied beginnings to a lifetime of being caught up in history’s most iconic moments. We shed tears, both happy and sad, as Forrest experiences triumphs and losses. But when he meets his little boy for the first time, well … that’s all we gotta say about that.

– Stuff

Mayall died after ‘cardiac event’, widow says


Anarchic British comic actor Rik Mayall, who died suddenly this week aged 56, suffered an “acute cardiac event” at home, his widow said on Thursday (local time).

Mayall, who revolutionised television sitcoms with “The Young Ones” in the 1980s, died on Monday.

“We now know that our darling Rik suffered an ‘acute cardiac event’ at our home around midday on June 9th,” his widow Barbara said in a statement. “He had just returned from his usual run and many people had seen him that morning.”

She added: “I … and the many in our extended family who have received the thousands and thousands of messages of condolence from all over the UK and beyond these shores would like to say thank-you to each and every one of you for your heartfelt love and support.”

Earlier a spokeswoman at West London Coroner’s court said a post-mortem examination had been inconclusive and that further tests were being carried out.

Famed for his often manically violent style, Mayall co-wrote and starred in the “The Young Ones”, played the corrupt but suave politician Alan B’Stard in “The New Statesman” and made notable appearances alongside Rowan Atkinson in “Blackadder”.

Mayall had a serious quad bike accident in 1998 which left him in a coma for five days. He later developed epilepsy.

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– Reuters

Broods heading on NZ tour


After taking the world by storm, Nelson brother-and-sister duo, Georgia and Caleb Nott, of Broods, are heading on their first New Zealand tour.

The last 12 months have seen the siblings perform across the United States, Canada, Britain, and Australia while their fans back home could only follow their success from afar.

After opening for Ellie Goulding this week, the band will return in August and play their first headlining shows in Auckland, Wellington and Christchurch.

Broods made their name in 2013 with the release of the hit single Bridges, produced by Lorde’s writing partner Joel Little.

The song flew up the charts and resulted in them signing international recording contracts in the US and Britain.

Their self-titled debut EP in January this year brought international acclaim.

Broods’ shows have been hailed by the Huffington Post as “dance floor-filling joy”, “magnetic” and “mesmerising”.

The siblings who perform live as a trio with a drummer will release their debut full-length album Evergreen in September, featuring the new single Mother and Father.

Broods – Evergreen Tour

21 August: Auckland, Powerstation

22 August: Wellington, James Cabaret

23 August: Christchurch, The Bedford

More info: www.facebook.com/broodsmusic

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– Stuff

Wiggles performance special treat for Starship patients


A group of young patients at Starship Children’s hospital were treated to a performance by the Wiggles, including their newest – and first Kiwi – member, “Brown Wiggle” Robert Rakete.

About 50 children gathered in the hospital’s atrium to watch the performance of the group’s famous song’s, including radio personality Rakete’s debut number, Kia pai tou Ra, Maori for have a good day.

Rakete said he was proud to be making a difference in kids lives and to help such an important community organisation do its job.

“I have been here through the years with my own kiddies,” he said.

“They do such an amazing job – the staff are incredible, the people are incredible, just to look out and see these kiddies smiling that makes it all worthwhile.”

And the hospital was grateful for the performance of the much-loved group whose DVDs have an important role in keeping the children occupied during their stay in the hospital.

“To see them in the flesh today was hugely exciting,” the hospital’s nurse adviser Cath Byrne said.

“The Wiggles are such natural performers. They had the children laughing and singing along. It was a real high point in their day.”

Rakete first became involved with the group known for hits such as Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big Red Car, when Robert Scott, his co-host on the on The Breeze breakfast show, suggested he join them on stage during their Auckland show last year.

While originally said on-air as a joke, Anthony Field – the only remaining original member of the group – was keen to have Rakete on board, and on stage.

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– Stuff

Grumpy Cat to star in TV Christmas movie


Grumpy Cat is about to have the worst Christmas ever in a TV movie made by US cable network, Lifetime.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, the Internet sensation with the wobbly walk, big blue eyes and frowny face will play a chronically overlooked pet-store cat. The twist, according to the cable network, is the 12-year-old girl who can communicate with her.

The live-action movie is aptly named Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever, with the human to voice the four-legged star not yet cast.

It will shoot during the US summer with the script to be written by Tim Hill (SpongeBob SquarePants) and Jeff Morris, the Reporter said.

With her own agent, Grumpy’s YouTube videos have racked up millions of hits.

She has T-shirts, calendars, gift wrap and a best-selling book available in 14 languages.

Creepy Paddington haunts the web


Internet pranksters have turned the first image from the coming Paddington Bear movie into a mock-horror meme.

The popular children’s cartoon has been made into an animated film, starring Nicole Kidman with Colin Firth as the voice of the famous bear.

Fans were given their first look at Paddington when a still from the film was released this week.

It shows the shaggy character dressed in his navy duffel coat and red hat, suitcase in hand, standing somewhat menacingly outside Buckingham Palace.

What apparently escaped the creators of the film was immediately evident to everyone else: this Paddington is creepy, not cuddly.

Within days, a “Creepy Paddington” hashtag cropped up on Twitter and a meme was born.

People were soon digitally adding the beloved children’s character into frames from famous horror films.

In one, Paddington hovers threateningly in a doorway from Paranormal Activity, while another puts him at the centre of the climatic showdown in Seven.

He has also been transported into Hannibal Lecter’s prison cell, the bloodied halls from Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining and into the back seat of a car in a scene from Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho.

One particularly creative submission even snuck the furry character into Ellen DeGeneres’ star-studded Oscars selfie.

With the film due out in December, photoshoppers have six months to keep honing their skills.

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– AAP