Why Can’t the Royal Family Keep Their Clothes On?

Exactly what is going on in there???

 

Has anyone noticed that, as of late, the residents of Buckingham Palace are having difficulties keeping themselves covered in public?

 

First It Was Prince Harry…..

August 24, 2012

 Prince Harry put the crown jewels on display in Vegas this weekend … getting BARE  NAKED during a game of strip billiards with a room full of

First Came Prince Harry’s Naked Las Vegas Romp Caught On A Cell Phone

friends in his VIP suite.  It all went down Friday night during a raging party in a high rollers hotel suite.

We’re told Harry, along with a large entourage, went down to the hotel bar and met a bunch of hot chicks … and invited them up to his VIP suite.
Once in the room, things got WILD … with the group playing a game of strip pool that quickly escalated into full-on royal nudity.

Some of the partiers snapped photos of the madness. In one photo, a fully nude Harry cups his genitals while a seemingly topless woman stands behind him.

In another photo, a naked Harry is bear-hugging a woman who appears to be completely naked as well.

 

Then Prince Phillip……

September 4, 2012

 

The Later Prince Phillip Suffered From A Wardrobe Malfunction While Wearing His Kilt

Prince Harry seems to have started a trend … because it appears his grandfather just gave the world a royal flash of his own.

91-year-old Prince Philip was hangin’ out in a kilt during the Gathering for the Highland Games in Scotland this weekend, when he decided to unleash his one-eyed Loch Ness Monster on the masses.

Philip was sitting near his wife, Queen Elizabeth, during the event — the first time P.P. has been seen in public since suffering a bladder infection a few weeks ago.

 

And Now The Duchess of Cambridge is Having Her Own Problems with The Paparazzi…..

September 14, 2012

The magazine, Closer, said it had exclusive pictures of Kate Middleton topless on the terrace of a guest house.

Its website showed an image of the front cover with the duchess apparently about to

Now The Duchess Of Cambridge Is Having Difficulties of Her Own

remove her bikini top.

The pictures were allegedly taken while Kate was on holiday with her husband, the Duke of Cambridge, in France last week.The couple were staying in Provence at a chateau owned by Lord Linley, the Queen’s nephew, before their Diamond Jubilee tour of south-east Asia and the South Pacific on behalf of the Queen.

“It’s very disappointing; it’s very saddening, we have turned the clock back 15 years.”

The source said lawyers for the royal family were already talking to their counterparts in France to see what options would be available to them if the photos were genuine.

“We have always maintained the position that the Duke and Duchess deserve their privacy, not the least when they are holidaying in their own swimming pool,” he said.

Photographer for French Tabloid Magazine, Closer, Snapped Photo’s of The Future Queen As She Sunbathed Topless in A Private Residence

A blurb accompanying the racy picture spread refers to the Luberon area of Provence with the words: “The Duchess of Cambridge topless on the terrace of a guest house in the Luberon!” adding “OMG!” for “Oh My God!”

The full text reads: “A little more than a year after their marriage, the royal couple was offered a romantic getaway, far from the protocol and etiquette in their very own garden of Eden.

“Almost alone in the world … because Closer was there! After the Olé Olé holidays of Prince Harry in Las Vegas, discover the very sensual shots of Kate Middleton and her husband Prince William.

“Discover the incredible pictures of the future Queen of England as you’ve never seen her before … and as you will never see her again!”

 

Hard to Figure Out

It make one wonder… Are they all standing by Prince Harry in acts of solidarity, or is there more going within the palace walls than anyone knows about.

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