The triumph of hope over experience


I missed Chris’s first wedding.

This was to Melanie, played by Tina Regtien. It was over and done with before Shortland St even started – part of Chris’s backstory.

The marriage lasted approximately three months, or one year, depending on which episode you watch. It was short enough for Chris to get through it without cheating, so it ended amicably.

No one would have known this wedding had happened at all except for the fact that Chris proposed to Alison – played by Danielle Cormack – while he was still married to Melanie.

But Chris wasn’t going to let a minor detail like being married stop him from getting married.

What stopped him was the evil Daryl Neilsen, played brilliantly by Mark Ferguson. Daryl prevented Chris from making his own wedding by drugging him, taking off his clothes, tying him up and locking him in a barn. Why Daryl chose this exact method of detaining Chris was never explained, but it worked, and the wedding never happened.

I don’t really remember wedding number 2, to Tiffany, played by Alison James. This means it was probably a happy one. I think it took place in a church somewhere in Devonport. But I could be mixing this up with Nick and Waverley’s wedding, interrupted by Fergus at the last minute. Unless that was Fergus and Waverley’s wedding interrupted by Nick at the last minute.

In any case, looking at the archive photo, Chris and Tiffany seem to be wearing the same outfit. Or at least two different outfits made form the same curtains.

I also missed wedding number 3, to Alison. This happened while I was off the show for four years. Chris was living the high life in LA performing cosmetic surgery and I was in London in the depths of poverty not performing at all.

Chris was with his new wife Tiffany when he came across his old fianc

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