Topless protesters storm Heidi Klum show

Two topless woman have interrupted the finale of Heidi Klum’s reality show Germany’s Next Top Model. The bare-breasted duo, members of women’s right activist group Femen, had messages scrawled over their chests like “Heidi Horror Picture Show.” The women were only seen for a few seconds before being carried away by security

Share

Horrors of turn-of-the century TV

Last week, I was lucky enough to contract a flu so violent that it sent me to bed for three days straight, sent all the water that exists in the world directly to my head, and made me see the face of God (shiny!). My muscles had atrophied to the point where I could only crawl to the living room where daytime TV reruns awaited.

Share