‘Lottery’ ticket system unfair, says mother


Scalpers are being blamed for dashing two girls’ dreams of seeing their idol Katy Perry, with tickets sold out but still available online for pumped up prices.

Michelle Hilliard, of Wellington, said her daughter Amelia, 7, was mad about the American pop star who is due to hold two concerts at Auckland’s Vector Arena in December as part of her world tour.

Just days after Hilliard told Amelia she would take her to the next Perry show, the singer announced she would play in Auckland. Hilliard set about acquiring pre-sale tickets, which range from $39.90 for a spot on the floor to $199.90 for premium seats.

Hilliard was trying to get four tickets for her, friend Kirstie Northrop and her daughter Olive, who is friends with Amelia.

Despite assembling a team of family members manning computers and phones for three days last week they missed out as tickets for both shows quickly sold out.

“We were there at 9am, it was systems go. It was like a hacking operation,” Hilliard said. She was told by retailers Ticketmaster that getting tickets was “a lottery”, a system she said was unfair

As of yesterday about 10 tickets were being sold on Trade Me with bids reaching as high as $500.

“Should buying tickets be like a lottery They’re scalpers. It doesn’t seem like a level playing field.”

For Olive, the tickets were to have been a 10th birthday present. She said yesterday she had been a Perry fan “forever”.

Although she was disappointed she understood why her mother was not willing to spend money on inflated ticket prices.

“The tickets are too expensive and too hard to find,” Olive said.

Aside from a handful of government-regulated events – such as the 2011 Rugby World Cup – on-selling tickets for a profit is legal. Trade Me spokesman Paul Ford said the issue was not as straightforward as just plain scalping.

“In terms of the moral position, the reasons for sale can vary from one person to another. For example Person X might be selling them to make 100 bucks, but Person Y might be selling them because they got sick or broke a leg, and Person Z might be selling them because his mate bought him a ticket and he already had one.

“The point here is that we’re not into making moral judgments about members,” Ford said.

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– The Dominion Post

Pakeha film voted best short at Maori festival


A movie by two Pakeha has been voted the best short film by audiences at a Maori film festival.

INC’d was co-written by Darren Simmonds, who grew up in Johannesburg, and Neil Durrant, who is from England. Both now live in Wanaka.

It premiered at the Wairoa Maori Film Festival, which screened 50 films at Kahungunu Marae in Nuhaka, northern Hawke’s Bay.

The film’s lead, Rob Mokoraka, was also awarded best actor in the festival.

INC’d tells the fictional story of a Sydney-based lawyer who returns to New Zealand for his father’s funeral. He is challenged by his uncle to reconcile his corporate success with his Maori heritage, and gets a ta moko facial tattoo.

His colleagues are affronted by his changed look and do not understand its significance.

He moves home, where he reconciles with his estranged daughter.

Writer and director Simmonds has lived in New Zealand for 16 years and is married to a Ngai Tahu woman. He said this connection drew him to learn about Maori culture, of which ta moko is a prominent symbol.

“Putting a moko on your face is the ultimate form of self-expression.”

As a Pakeha telling a Maori story, Simmonds was advised by Mokoraka to prepare for an ambivalent response from the Maori community.

“We realised we had to get this right,” he said. “It was nice to see we did.

“People came up and said thank you for telling our story.”

The movie was filmed at Murihiku Marae in Invercargill, where Simmonds and his crew collaborated with kaumatua, a ta moko designer and the actors to ensure the story rang true.

“For the scene where the main character’s uncle challenges him, we had written a whole different speech. When we got there, the actors said this was not necessarily what would be said.

“They quoted a Maori proverb, which was what we used.”

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– The Dominion Post

Ozzy admits abuse


Ozzy Osbourne admits he has been a terrible husband and father.

The rocker has been married to Sharon Osbourne since 1982, and they have three children – Kelly, 29, Jack, 28, and Aimee, 30.

According to Ozzy, he is lucky to be alive and thankful to have the chance to make amends for his past behaviour.

“I was a bad father, an abusive husband and I had an ego the size of India. I spent decades of my life being an absolute idiot. I’ve got so many regrets I can’t even remember half of them,” he told UK newspaper The Daily Mail.

“But wives and kids are right at the top. It’s pointless even saying sorry. I couldn’t say it enough times. All I can do is stay sober.”

The Black Sabbath star has been sober for two years, after falling off the wagon in 2012 and almost destroying his marriage.

While there were reports his relapse was caused by news his friend Tony Iommi had cancer, Ozzy insist this is not the case.

“There was no reason except that I’m an alcoholic and one day you just look outside, it’s a sunny day and you know nothing is going to come between you and a beer, and then you go right down the mad slide and you’re crawling around on the floor wishing you didn’t have to watch another sunrise,” he explained.

Festival’s teething issues eased


Organisers behind the monster music festival Rhythm and Alps say they have worked hard to overcome teething problems ahead of tickets being released this month.

Rhythm Group head of marketing and PR Julie Warmington said there would be faster check-ins, more ticket processing lanes and more staff.

“There will also be increased bar areas and bar staff, a huge increase in camping areas – meaning there’s much more space for all campers, more buses from the festival site to Wanaka and a new car park closer to the festival site.”

Four thousand pre-sale tickets will go online on June 23.

“Due to the festival selling out last year we thought it only fair to give our fans a chance to get in early to secure tickets at pre-sale prices,” Warmington said.

Keen punters will need to pre-register to get pre-sales.

The South Island’s largest music festival shifted from Terrace Downs, near Methven, where it was held in 2011 and 2012, to Robrosa Station last year, up-sizing drastically.

While the Terrace Downs gigs attracted 3000 to 5000 people, the inaugural shift south attracted 10,000, surpassing promoters’ expectations.

Staff were seconded from Gisborne, but the event’s unexpected popularity meant there were some teething problems.

Pre-registration opens on June 10 at minttix.com at 6pm and ends on June 20 at 6pm.

Those who pre-register will be able to purchase tickets on June 23 from 6pm. General sales start on June 25 at 6pm.

Line-up announcements are expected in the next few months.

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– The Southland Times

30 Rock actor Tracy Morgan critical after crash


Tracy Morgan, best known for his roles on Saturday Night Live and 30 Rock, is in intensive care after a multi-vehicle crash in New Jersey that killed another comedian.

Morgan, 45, an actor and comedian, was in critical condition at a hospital in New Brunswick, New Jersey, police and his spokesman said.

The comedian James McNair, also known as Jimmy Mack, was killed in the crash on the New Jersey Turnpike, police said. McNair, who was 63 and lived in Peekskill in New York, was also riding in the limo bus with Morgan.

Jeff Millea, Morgan’s assistant, and the comedians Ardie Fuqua and Harris Stanton were also injured, along with three other people, police said.

Morgan was on the road for a stand-up comedy tour when the accident happened. He had performed at a casino in Dover, Delaware, on Friday night.

The accident happened about 1am on Saturday (local time) near Cranbury Township, and involved two truck units, a sports utility vehicle and two other vehicles, said Gregory Williams, a state police spokesman.

Morgan and others injured in the accident were taken by helicopter to Robert Wood Johnson University Hospital Center in New Brunswick, Williams said.

Morgan was expected to remain there in critical condition on Saturday, his spokesman said.

“His family is now with him and he is receiving excellent care,” spokesman Lewis Kay said in a statement. “We don’t anticipate much of a change in his condition today.”

Morgan is one of the best-known black comedians in the United States, finding humour in the often fraught realm of American race relations.

Several of Morgan’s celebrity friends, including comedians George Lopez and Andy Richter and the director Jon Favreau, posted messages of support on Twitter on Saturday.

“Stay strong Tracy Morgan,” the hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons wrote in a message. “We love you.”

Police said they were still investigating the crash. The federal National Transportation Safety Board said it was also sending investigators.

‘TURN IT FUNNY’ TOUR

A few days before his Friday show at Dover Downs Hotel & Casino, a message was posted on Morgan’s Twitter account that read: “Dover downs I’m coming with truck loads of funny Delaware stand up get those tix while u can baby!!!!!”

Following that show in his “Turn it Funny” tours, Morgan had been due to appear on Saturday in Charlotte, North Carolina.

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Morgan shot to fame with roles on Saturday Night Live that often poked fun at racial prejudices. One of his best known characters was Uncle Jemima, whose “pure mash liquor” was a sendup of the Aunt Jemima maple syrup mascot.

The comedian, a native of New York City, spent seven years on SNL before leaving the cast in 2003. He went on to star in the sitcom 30 Rock for seven seasons alongside Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin. Morgan played an unhinged, reckless comedian called Tracy Jordan in a network television satire that caricatured his SNL days.

30 Rock also skewered Morgan’s sometimes inflammatory stand-up routine. After reportedly joking during a performance in 2011 that he would stab his own son to death if he spoke in a “gay voice”, Morgan publicly apologised.

He has three sons with his first wife, Sabina Morgan, and is now engaged to Megan Wollover, with whom he had a daughter in 2013. Morgan, a diabetic, had a kidney transplant in 2010.

Peter Haigney, a spokesman at the hospital where Morgan was being treated, said the hospital was treating a total of four people from the accident, three of them in critical condition. He gave no other details.

– Reuters

Fantail a charming contemporary tale


REVIEW:

It is no mean feat to produce your first movie in this country – let alone one with a strong local voice and engaging performances which neither takes the mickey out of our special brand of parochialism nor plunges us into Sam Neill’s famously identified “cinema of unease”.

Kudos therefore goes to writer and lead actress Sophie Henderson and director Curtis Vowell for producing a debut feature that is as charming as its eponymous bird, as resonant as any contemporary Noo Zild story and manages to be both gripping and chortle-out-loud.

Young Tania works nights at the local Horizon petrol station (loosely set in South Auckland) where she listlessly stacks products into enticing fluoro pyramids while dealing with the perils of the late-night, fuel-buying customer.

Tania’s aspirations for the future extend to saving up to take her darling younger brother to Australia to see their dad. But her present doesn’t look very promising.

It’s a slightly audacious move for a young Pakeha woman to speak in a Maori accent in any onscreen context in this country, but it’s a mark of Henderson’s sure-handed writing and wonderful characterisation that her Tania is entirely credible as a girl caught between two cultures, holding a deep sense of belonging to one.

Tania’s lilt endears us to her immediately, and is then played to great comic effect when her store supervisor chides her for talking like that – “Horizon would appreciate it if you’d stop using the voice”. The fact he is himself Maori underscores the irony.

Despite its virtually singular setting and a cast of no more than four main characters, Fantail tells a terrifically engaging story which touches on themes of familial longing, identity, loyalty and freedom.

Crucially, every actor puts in an understated yet beguiling performance – well, apart from the hilarious Jarod Rawiri who isn’t remotely subtle at all but enlivens an awkward nocturnal courtship with self-deprecating goofiness. As Dean the supervisor, he takes his own advice to the extreme, telling Tania she needs to work on her “positive non-verbal communication” before going all out in his efforts to show off his physical prowess.

The well-crafted story trips along at quite a pace, proffering surprises as well as flashes of nastiness. Thankfully, this delightful girl is with us all the way.

Review: Edge of Tomorrow


Tom Cruise dies. Tom Cruise dies over and over again while taking each new opportunity at life to fight an alien invasion. Tom Cruise dies over and over again while fighting an alien invasion so that Earth will survive.

Not quite Groundhog Day but bearing a strong resemblance to the excellent Source Code, this is one action blockbuster starring the much-maligned superstar which deserves its hype, and possibly even more than one viewing.

Directed by the original Bourne-maker, Doug Liman, the film has the self-assurance of its lineage – a beautifully photographed London, spectacular beach battle scenes and the focus squarely on the human peril with little regard for the monsters.

The acting’s good too. Cruise is a delight to watch from the very opening scenes in which he, a captain in the US Army but very much an officer not a soldier, thinks he can smarm his way out of a general’s order. No amount of PR training will help him, and minutes later we see “Private” Cage awaken in handcuffs to protest his identity and be sent, like a lamb to the slaughter, off to fight.

What makes it enjoyable is that Cage initially struggles with his body armour, makes constant mistakes and is terrified. It’s a welcome change from Cruise’s usual roles, and just one of many aspects of the film that enthrals us.

Extra points for quality acting go to Brit Emily Blunt, who only 10 years ago broke out in a little indie movie about a lesbian love affair and has since ascended swiftly to Hollywood royalty with films as diverse as The Young Victoria and The Adjustment Bureau (another tricky time-travelling tale, pairing her up with Liman’s original Bourne, Matt Damon).

Blunt can never have imagined that a decade later she’d be the literal poster girl for a kick-ass, female fighting machine.

And even the supporting players are good, pleasingly picked from Australia, Britain and America and showcasing the best example you’ll ever see of Bill Paxton actually having fun with a role, plus a welcome return from Aussie Noah Taylor.

It’s easy to attribute the clever story to the wily mind of screenwriter Christopher McQuarrie (who knows a thing or two about messing with time narratives following The Usual Suspects) but in fact McQuarrie co-adapted a Japanese novel – All You Need is Kill.

In any event, we can thank him for the tight plotting and clarity of message, as well as the genuinely funny jokes one can make when one already knows what a fellow combatant is going to say. As proven by Groundhog Day, there is endless comic potential in such gags, and McQuarrie’s script ensures there is levity amid the gravity.

If Edge of Tomorrow heralds the way of action movies in the future, surely Cruise deserves to be cut some slack. And somebody better give Liman the next Bourne film.

Edge of Tomorrow (M)

113 mins

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– Sunday Star Times

IT guy turns accidental film star


It’s out of the shadows and into the spotlight for IT guy turned actor Stu Rutherford.

At film festival screenings of their new movie, the fans don’t reserve their loudest cheer for celebrated writers and co-stars Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi. Instead, says Clement, they “erupt” when “Stu the IT guy!” wanders on stage.

Other than a 30-second cameo involving a fork being jammed in his face, Clement and Waititi’s smart vampire mockumentary What We do in the Shadows is 38-year-old Stuart Rutherford’s first screen credit. He is, however, quite handy at writing computer code and advising your business on its software requirements.

What apparently began as an elaborate gag – casting an IT guy named Stu as an IT guy named Stu – has created one rather unlikely film star.

Rutherford is a part-time business analyst for a Wellington company, LanWorx.

“They are a bit weirded out that this guy seems to pop in and pop out a lot,” he says of his colleagues. “They’ve been asking ‘How big is your role’ I told them it was quite small. One of them said ‘wait a minute, you’re on the poster’. I said there was quite a lot of people on the poster.”

Actually, Rutherford sits fifth on the credit roll – behind only Waititi, Clement and fellow vampires Jonny Brugh and Corey Gonzales-Macuer. And as the only human character in the central cast, Stu becomes rather the hero of the hour: something he didn’t realise until he began shooting the penultimate scene.

“When we wrote the script and made him a big part of it,” relays Clement, “we let him think he was going to be our IT guy, and told him he’d just be in a little bit. Every day he’d go, ‘So when do I help with the computers’; and we’d say, ‘Oh, just put that costume on first.’ Because we almost keep him silent, I think, the whole time he thinks he’s just being made fun of.”

Rutherford, who had chanced into a bit part in the original 2005 short film on which Shadows was based, explains with the trademark precision of his other profession: “I assumed I would be in it slightly more – if you take a 20-minute short and expand it out to one hour 30 minutes, and you’ve been in for 10 seconds, you expect to be in for maybe 40 seconds.”

On the phone from New York, where’s he’s on a long-booked holiday, having not known just when the movie would be released, he adds: “I imagined my role would be quite small – standing in a corner, drinking a beer. Because acting is the total complete opposite of IT.”

Rutherford didn’t, he admits, show much interest in acting until about 2004, when he went flatting with Waititi, an old Onslow College schoolmate, and a bunch of actor-writer types.

He qualifies this. Well, he says carefully, do you remember the Garbage Pail Kids, who were the evil version of the Cabbage Patch Dolls When he was in primary school, Rutherford and his mates would perform little plays based on them, as Smelly Simon and Gross Graham and Slimy Stu. He did some more stuff at intermediate school. But at 13, he “got all serious” and ended up studying information systems and Japanese language at university.

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So, anyway, he was in the flat in Mt Victoria and Waititi, starting work on the original Shadows, asked if he could store a coffin in Rutherford’s bedroom for a few days. “Then they would say ‘we’re heading into town, want to come’ and I ended up in a couple of scenes,” he says. Talk began that a full-length version would follow and that was enough to spur Rutherford into action, auditioning – mostly unsuccessfully – for advertisements to get some screen experience.

Then he thought maybe some time behind the camera would help, so when Waititi gave him a job as a runner on his 2007 charmer Eagle vs Shark, Rutherford quit his day job writing computer code. He felt he needed to lift his game, so considered the essence of being a “runner” (effectively a production crew skivvy, the most junior staff member) and bought two retro Adidas tracksuits in red and black: “I wore the black one on my first day, then turned up in regular clothes the next, and they told me to wear the tracksuits every day.”

It was he, says, “quite fun, a great way to learn what every department does and not have too much responsibility – you have a list every day, you clear it, you go home. If you’re a producer, you’re constantly worrying about weather, and animals and funding.”

Next came Waititi’s big hit, Boy (2010) in which Rutherford was upgraded to production assistant and, benefiting from the remote filming location at Waihau Bay, secured a cameo role. He earned his Internet Movie Database (IMDb) entry for playing a prison guard stabbed with a fork by Waititi during a dream sequence where James Rolleston’s title character is imagining his wastrel father escaping jail.

He was in another short for a friend. He has spotted two patterns: “Generally, I am in a uniform, or there is some kind of blood”, and “all the jobs I’ve got have come through people going, ‘What about Stu doing it”‘

Except one.

Proudly, he says his biggest claim to fame is appearing in a Peter Jackson short film.

Unfortunately, the only place the World War I doco Over the Front (2008) screens is at the Australian National War museum in Canberra on a special 21m x 3m screen.

Rutherford was upgraded from extra to Sopwith Camel fighter pilot, instructed to sit in a cockpit before a blue CGI screen as Jackson bellowed “dive, dive, shoot, shoot”. Rutherford thought: “Wow!”

As Jackson demonstrated how to climb into the cockpit, his shoe fell off and Rutherford picked it up. “So I can,” he declares, “claim to have touched Peter Jackson’s shoe.”

Even as he learned more about the industry, Waititi didn’t want his old mate to change.

“At one point,” he says, “I got an email from Taika all in capitals – ‘DO NOT DO ANY ACTING COURSES.’ ”

He realised that Waititi wanted to preserve the “2005 version” of Stu intact; Rutherford implies that his career shift since then has rather changed him.

“One time Jemaine said, ‘Would you really wear those shorts’ I was like ‘Erm, you’re right, I wouldn’t.’ I felt bad for costume [department] because I told them I would. So I thought ‘OK, Stu, make up your mind. So the touchstone for me was ‘Would I really do this’ ”

He says it has given him a new appreciation for how hard acting is – if he found it taxing playing himself, what’s it like playing someone else entirely

Clement and Waititi’s decision not to share the script with the rest of the cast may not have helped. The result was 120 hours of footage and instructions to Rutherford along the lines of “sit in the kitchen, and react to what we say to you”.

Crew, he says, were told not to tell him anything – “it was like we had a funny disease” and so not until 10 minutes before the movie’s pivotal scene did he know what was to pass. And it wasn’t until they all went to the Sundance Film Festival and saw the finished version that he realised the magnitude of his role.

Despite the raucous response at screenings, Rutherford seems entirely unruffled by the prospect of fame – “all I need to do is grow a beard, and I’ll be OK” – or Hollywood attention.

“I’m possibly more excited about where people like Johnny and Corey and Jackie [Van Beek, who plays Brugh’s human familiar] will go: it’s going to be awesome for them.” He says he spent plenty of time at Sundance redirecting people to YouTube clips of his castmates.

So now he’s working part-time, going to a lot of auditions and, with a friend, devising a film-crew lighting system he can’t talk more about until they get it patented. It’s possible, he finally concedes, that Shadows may produce more regular work.

“I am open to more acting,” he says. “At the same time, I realise I don’t know what chance there is of any more movies being written with a role based around me. It’s probably zero, to zero point five.”

What We do in the Shadows is released June 19.

– Sunday Star Times