Out-of-Work Kebab Vender Ordered to Pay a Sum of More than $500,000 in Back Taxes

A 37-year-old Kebab shop owner will not being going to prison for his large sum of back taxes he still owes.  However, this is not to mean he has escaped punishment. The currently unemployed “Mustaffer C” has been ordered by the German Courts to complete 50 hours of community service and pay back the taxes, the entire amount.

 

What will a Kebab taste like in 5345?
What will a Kebab taste like in 5345?

Tempering justice with mercy, the judge allowed for that cook to pay back the loan on an installment plan and given his current financial status, figured out a reasonable amount the man could afford to pay per week. That sum will be $12.50 weekly. AT this rate it will take over three thousand years for Mr. C to settle his taxes.

 

If this is being calculated correctly, he will be finished paying this off in May of 5345. Hmmm…  I wonder what the taxes will be for a prepared Kebab in the 54th century.

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