"Astonishing" talent, believe it or not


New Zealand’s Got Talent, apparently. And if tonight’s season finale is anything to go by the talent seems to be doing a good job hiding away.

The last episode opened with brief highlights of last week’s performances, accompanied mainly by Rachel Hunter crying about how talented everyone is, darling.

The only thing less appealing than the close-ups of the judges’ faces is the strange beard on Cris Judd’s chin.

But this is serious, folks, and so let’s get on with killing the dreams of the 10 who weren’t good enough to reach the final trio.

Singers Jenny Mitchell, Renee Maurice and dance duo Silhouette are quickly announced as the top three and the other 10… they aren’t even mentioned. Why bother with the losers, eh

Judge Jason Kerrison joins The BabySitters Circus on stage to play their latest single, ‘Giving Love’.

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