Moments before Miley Cyrus‘ alleged nightclub altercation she had a seriously close encounter with an 82-year-old stripper!
The nightmare went down Saturday night at the Beacher’s Madhouse in Hollywood, where Miley was standing front row when the octogenarian dancer hit the stage.
The well-preserved dancer (billed as the world’s oldest female stripper) worked the crowd, including Miley, into a frenzy.
The Alleged Altercation
A Miley was named a suspect in a criminal battery after an alleged scrap that night, between Miley, her fiance Liam Hemsworth and another clubgoer.
Miley denies hitting anyone, and several witnesses say the same.
By the way, if you’re wondering how much granny stripper takes off — watch the video. Also … what’s wrong with you?