Awful Library Books

Awful Library Books

Browsing the shelves at some local libraries can seem like an anthropological expedition, a revealing window into how we once lived. Lacking funding to update their collections, library shelves are too often populated with books that are increasingly outdated, irrelevant — or just downright insane.

Enter a duo of Detroit-area librarians. Frustrated by aging tomes and seeking a way to enliven an upcoming industry-convention speech, Mary Kelly and Holly Hibner started Awful Library Books, a blog that catalogs the worst books found on local shelves. See the all-time best 100 novels.

Among the anachronistic books cited are volumes on Halley’s Comet return, America’s crazy attempt at a moon landing , and the grand strategy of the USSR . The pair’s personal favorite, though, is Dee Snyder’s Teenage Survival Guide, a book by the lead singer of the ’80s metal band Twisted Sister — a man whose qualifications to guide teenagers through their formative years are dubious.

Both Hibner and Kelly said they’ve been surprised by the fanfare — including links from several librarian websites and from the popular blog Boing Boing — the site has generated since starting in April. “It was just our nerdy project; we had a hard time getting our husbands to look at the thing,” Kelly says. They field frequent requests to purchase the books highlighted on the site, although in true library fashion, they aren’t for sale.

But while the site remains a “fun hobby,” Awful Library Books has struck a nerve with frustrated librarians, particularly those in Michigan, whose economy has been among the hardest-hit during the recession. Hibner said she spends a lot of her time helping patrons draft resumes and plan career paths. To offer a book like, say, 1978’s Careers in Management for the New Woman as help is useless advice at best, and nearly criminal at worst.

The pair hope the blog does its part to highlight the need for libraries to “weed” their shelves — a task that requires proper funding. “Ideally, this site would die a natural death,” Kelly says. Until then, we’re content to kick back and read about Those Amazing Leeches — and marvel at the fact that such a book exists in the first place.

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