We all know he can leap tall buildings in a single bound and bend steel in his bare hands.
The makers of a parody of the Twilight franchise have filed a
OPINION: The “porn parody” industry has become so wilfully unimaginative these days it makes its mid-’90s forerunners seem like sublime works of satire: Tits A Wonderful Life, Buffy The Vampire Layer, Pulp Friction, and the immortal classic Ass Ventura: Crack Detective, seem like relics of a simpler, sillier time. Now, it’s sufficient to simply whack “this ain’t” or “a XXX parody” fore or after the original inspiration’s title, cast some porn stars who look vaguely like their non-porn equivalents, and Bob’s your uncle’s pool maintenance man’s lonely MILF wife with a pearl necklace fetish.
Is Heart Throb Robert Pattinson Open to Porn? Banging Dawn? Actor Robert Pattinson, who is currently promoting the last film in the vampire romance series, Breaking Dawn Part 2, says he wouldn’t mind reprising his role of Edward Cullen in a steamy parody. “I have thought about getting into porn a lot. We could […]
Fred Willard was arrested for lewd conduct last night in Hollywood when police allegedly caught him with his pants down in an adult movie theater … Our sources has learned.
“Manny being Manny.” That was the bemused phrase people employed to explain the always weird, sometimes amusing, often maddening behavior of Manny Ramirez, the slugger who retired last week.