Jesse the dog does chores and tricks

Domestic dog cleans, makes coffee, remembers to put toilet seat down
Forget “sit” and “stay.” Those tricks are for amateurs. Jesse the dog doesn’t spend his day napping and eating like the average pooch. Instead, he wakes up at 6 a.m. on the dot and starts his busy day. This canine Cinderella makes coffee and pancakes, dusts, gets the mail, vacuums, remembers to put the toilet seat down, cleans up spills on the floor, takes out the trash, and helps with the grocery shopping — all while cheerfully wagging his tail. We can’t even get our dogs to poop outside. How much would it cost to let us dog-sit him for the weekend?

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