Brangelina’s Sex Cottage

Brad and Angelina’s huge 14th century estate in the south of France

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have just splashed $50.000 to convert an old fisherman’s cottage, in the grounds of their estate in the South of France, into their own sex grotto. According to a source, as well as being sound-proofed, it’s got a bed, a sex swing with stirrups and a chest full of goodies.

“They disappear down there, telling their kids they’re going out for some fresh air,” the Sun quoted the source as saying.

“Brad comes back looking like the cat that got the cream and they are giggly for the rest of the day,” the source added.

Brad, 45, has been dating his “soul mate” Angelina Jolie – with whom he raises six children – since 2005 but insists they have no plans to marry, despite being bombarded with hate mail over their lifestyle.

He explained: “I have love in my life, a soul mate – absolutely. When someone asked me why Angelina and I don’t get married, I replied, ‘Maybe we’ll get married when it’s legal for everyone else.’ I stand by that, although I took a lot of flak for saying it – hate mail from religious groups.

I believe everyone should have the same rights. They say gay marriage ruins families and hurts kids. Well,  I have had the privilege of seeing my gay friends being parents and watching their kids grow up in a loving environment.”

“I resent people telling others how to live! Just the other night, I heard this TV reverend say that Angelina and I were setting a bad example because we were living out of wedlock, and people should not be duped by us! It made me laugh. What damn right does anyone have to tell someone else how to live if they’re not hurting anyone? How many times do you think real love comes to someone in a lifetime? If you’re lucky, maybe two or three.”

Despite their hectic family life, Brad and Angelina manage to enjoy private time together by sneaking off to a secret stone grotto behind a waterfall in his pool.

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